Who needs God when you've got Stephen Sondheim?

hallekiefer:

coreybrown:

collegehumor:

Cat Stands on Guys Back While He Makes Out With Girlfriend
No threesome is complete without at least one hairball.

This is a STRANGEST selfie I’ve ever seen.

I could be wrong, but they seem like kind of couple you meet at a party and have to pretend to be deaf the whole evening to avoid. 

hallekiefer:

coreybrown:

collegehumor:

Cat Stands on Guys Back While He Makes Out With Girlfriend

No threesome is complete without at least one hairball.

This is a STRANGEST selfie I’ve ever seen.

I could be wrong, but they seem like kind of couple you meet at a party and have to pretend to be deaf the whole evening to avoid. 

hallekiefer:

collegehumor:

Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Click for full version]
Our messiest flowchart yet.

Whatever dillweed made this flowchart can watch me masturbate WITH MY VAGINA, right before I punch him in his idiot mouth 

hallekiefer:

collegehumor:

Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Click for full version]

Our messiest flowchart yet.

Whatever dillweed made this flowchart can watch me masturbate WITH MY VAGINA, right before I punch him in his idiot mouth 

When my mum walks through the door, i give her a hug… Then she promptly shouts at me for what i COULD have done that day.

(Source: everything30rock)

tumboy:

The Ultimate Dog Shaming [x]

lickypickystickyme:

today is not my day….

lickypickystickyme:

today is not my day….

 Favorite Modern Family Moments: Gloria Pritchett Edition.

So true ;)

So true ;)